Where in the World is Alf? (Part XXI)

I can empathize with Rummy's failure to find any "weapons of mass destruction." All sorts of things can be frustratingly misplaced, even though we formerly knew Just Where They Were!

Every day I spend many lost minutes trying to find my car keys before I head out for Costco or wherever. Indeed, on a larger (physical) scale: With each advancing month toward geriatricity, I find that I more frequently lose MY ENTIRE CAR in the Costco parking lot. I must walk up and down each row of cars, looking for ... which car did I bring here? ... after I've been shopping for ... what did I come here to buy? ... I forget!

Thus, it was consoling to hear Donny Rum address the issue of "no WMDs." As he analogized, we haven't been able to find Saddam himself yet, either, but does anyone doubt that HE existed????

Finally, Rummy, an explanation that makes sense! These things are all still out there; we just don't know where they are yet! This includes:

• Osama bin Laden
• Saddam Hussein
• thousands of tons of Weapons of Mass Destruction
• a $5.6 trillion surplus
• several hundred thousand jobs
• most of our allies
• the Bill of Rights

Now that I realize that our nation is simply experiencing "a senior moment" ... it all seems just fine!