April in Florida, Part III

After Part II

April 15-22, 2005

Friday, April 15, 2005

One of these variations on the 'lazy tong' type of corkscrew is much less likely to be found in a garage sale. Care to guess which one?

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Which is bigger?

P.S. Opps!

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Five ratchets ... which one do you like best?

P.S. Now that I am only one or two handshakes away from Michael Jackson ... it seems not to be a great stretch to be about the same distance away from Stalin. Maybe Christ is only one or two more glad hands away from all of us.

Monday, April 18, 2005

They're not broken ... they just look that way.

PS: Andy Page (of the UK's despised Inland Revenue Office) gives us a gross example of how foreigners mangle the Queen's English.


Black Smoke
Black smoke from the Vatican meant the Cardinals didn't elect a new pope on the first try. (Getty)

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

These are officially classified as "tall-profile-bottle-neck-grabbers".

PS: Would you buy a used 'Pope-mobile' from this man?

New Pope
Pope Benedict XVI makes his first appearance and greets a joyful crowd outside the Vatican. (AP)

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The PCC bartenders stand ready to serve.

Thursday, April 21, 2005


PS: Reader D. B. from the American state of Virginia obviously trumps the above with his Christ-on-a-Screw. (*)

(*) Also it is less perishable than e-Bay's Virgin-Mary-on-a-Toasted-Cheese-Sandwich. And far more convenient to visit than the Virgin-Mary-Underpass-Stain.1

1 What? You haven't heard of the latest in religious sightings? Maybe Paul still has it in the e-mail that I sent him.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Calling on Don ...can you fill in the blanks?

"_y Royal"



PS: Reader M. L. from France sends this disturbing photograph:

PPS: Mongo has yet to take down his Easter decorations ... but, he also allowed his Christmas stuff to fold deeply into February.

Next: Part IV

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