! BULLETIN !
On November 24th at 15:00 hours, Bangkok time, cables of regret were sent to
the following Denise "look-alike" applicants:
- Samantha Witherspoon (20), philosophy major, University of Wisconsin, Racine, WI
- Mandy Valposa (31), cosmetologist, Antwerp, Belgium
- Anna Roskov (34), journalist, Kiev, Ukraine
- Susan Freidman (28), high school teacher, Buffalo, NY
- Betty-Jo Custer (20), crack whore, Huntsville, AL
- Cynthia Colridge (27), dental assistant, Modesto, CA
- Tamara Louise Fischer (38), nun, Sisters of the Sacred Coif Convent, Anchorage, AK
- Freida Frobe (24), lathe operator, Hamburg, Germany
- Lorna Exley Dumont (16), high school student, Altoona, PA
The above applicants were-and-are encouraged to carry on with their lives as
if nothing had happened. All other applicants are urged to check back
hourly for fresh updates.